Name: Joshua Hale

Nickname: Head….because I have a huge fucking head. I shop for weeks just to find a fitted cap that even comes close to coming down to my ears. Just look at that picture…jesus man, that is a DOME.

Email: josh@meefawinc.com

Age: 23

Bio: Alright, uh….all I do is pretty much work and sleep and that’s kinda boring so I’ll tell you how Meefaw Inc. came to be. One night, Bryan Wails, Todd Knight, Joey Wall, Jeremy Spring, Chris Stice, Ryan Slosson, and I were hanging out at my house when we heard a ring at the door. Slosson went to answer the door. The rest of us didn’t think much about it until we heard Ryan scream like a girl. We all promptly ran for the door when we receieved the shock of our lives. Two dwarf aliens stood at the door, one of them holding a camcorder. They were no taller than three feet and had piercingly yellow eyes. The rest of us screamed like girls and ran back into the house to hide. The aliens quickly found all of us and took us into the living room. The shorter of the two dwarf aliens began to speak in a strong Boston accent. “We ain’t here to hurt you dawg,”, he said “we just want to fucking party.”. We were all very relieved. After a night of beer pong and decadence, the aliens announced they had to leave. “Look homies, we bout to bounce, yo.” they said “but before we do, we gotsta give you something.” The alien that we came to know as Gary walked toward Stice and gave him the camcorder that they recorded the night of partying with. “Take this. Make funny skits with dem shits, or we will blow up your goddamn country.” Stice nodded his head, and we all nodded right back at him. “You will call yourselves….Meefaw.” the aliens demanded. “What the hell is a meefaw?” Joey Wall asked. “You have to listen to this, cuz it’s important as a mug.” Gary the dwarf alien said. “The meaning of meefaw is…” then the alien told us what it meant. The aliens lit up a fattie of some intergalactic marijuana and vanished. I still have the footage of that strange night and plan to have it available for download in the future. So here we are, Meefaw Inc. We make skits because the future of America depends on it.

Skits: Humpolympics, Springhill Bound, The Heist

Favorite Meefaw Inc. Skit: W.W.A

Favorite Movies: Dumb & Dumber, Snatch, Deep Inside Brianna Banks, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, and other masterpieces of film.

Favorite Musical Artists: Deftones, Weezer, Episiotomy, Nirvana, Eminem, JoJo, Hilary Duff, Sisqo, etc. Ok….ok….not so much those last 3. Well, JoJo is kinda sexy. Is’nt she like 12???…sweeeeet.

Chick you would most like to slam: Scarlett Johansson

Dude you would most like to slam: Jeremy Spring

Favorite Type of Bread: any bread without the fungus mold stuff on it. I ate several slices of bread with that mold on it one time. It was NOT a pleasant experience….but I still finished the sandwich.

Most Embarrassing Moment: When Ryan Slosson walked in on Joey Wall and I giving each other ‘handsies’ and listening to Celine Dion. I didn’t know what to say. It was a pretty awkward situation.

Personal Quote: “It’s not immoral if it’s oral.”

Reason for making these stupid skits: Well, besides the fact that the aliens told us to…..I have an interest in film making. Well that, and the fact that I lack any sort of musical or atheletic talent so I have to let my creativity out somehow, and I guess it comes out in these short films. Ok, I’m weird.

Anything else to say: I’m very single. So ladies…..email me.