Name: Jeremy Spring

Nickname: PWTGL, Taggison

Email: Jeremy@MeefawInc.com

Age: 25

Bio: Born in the rainforests of Brazil Jeremy found himself lost and
alone at the age of 3, he was found and raised by a tribe that inhabited the
rainforest. Far from civilization he was raised to be a hunter, the tribe left
the markings, PWTGL on his left arm and to this day no one knows what that
means, even Jeremy himself is clueless, part of this may be that most of his
memory of the tribe has been blocked out by the memory wiping that was performed on him by the US government. You see in 1991 the government quietly invaded the rainforests of Brazil in search of a rare mineral that would make time
travel possible, they killed all that stood in their way, including the tribe
that raised young Jeremy. Unfortunately the fluxorious capacitorious plant was
not to be found. They took young Jeremy for questioning but upon learning
that he was mildly retarded they half ass wiped his memory and dropped him off
in some shit town in louisiana, where he continues to live and vows revenge
on the government that killed his family, even though they werent his family,
he might want to find his real family first………he doesnt know, hes
retarded.

Skits: 0069, The Fight, Springhill Bound

Favorite Meefaw Inc. Skit: Toot

Favorite Movie: Snatch, Boondock Saints, Confidence, Fight Club, Reservoir
Dogs
Favorite Musical Artists: Maroon 5, Dashboard Confessional, Third Eye
Blind, Green Day, Hank Williams Sr, Justin Timberlake, Eminem (except that the
Eminem Show), Blood Duster, Dying Fetus, Brujeria, Nirvana, Matchbox 20,
Stone Temple Pilots, Sublime, Rancid, Goldfinger, Sugar Ray, Weezer, System
of a Down, Blink 182, 311, Alice in Chains, 2Pac, TRU, Down, George Strait,
Damaged, Finch, Modest Mouse, Bowling For Soup, Yellowcard, Pantera, Scott
Weiland, The Killers, The Shins and other various 1 hit wonders from the 80’s
and 90’s

Chick you would most like to slam: Natalie Portman

Dude you would most like to slam: Brad Pitt…………..wait I don’t
want to get slammed by a dude

Favorite Type of Bread: Sourdough

Most Embarrassing Moment: Dating Kara Miller for over a year

Personal Quote: Experience is what you get when you dont get what you
want

Reason for making these stupid skits: I get a kick out of public
humiliation, and i like disgracing my family name.

Anything else to say: Yeah, Don’t Do Drugs.