Name: Chris Stice

Nicknames: Sticeman, Stopher, C-Stizzle, Stice-o-Matic, Sticestopher, CD, Presticely, etc.

Age: 24

Email: Meefaw23@aol.com

Bio: I’m just a 23 yr old guy that works and likes to play basketball. I love buffalo wings, Michael Jordan, drinking beer, spitting, and hanging out on my porch. I guess you can say I’m the heartthrob of the group. I’m kind of a stud. Chicks just dig me like that….they like to touch the hiney. I also enjoy frollicking in leaves with elves in Neverland.

Skits: 0069, Poonquil Ad, Risky Business Tribute

Favorite Meefaw Inc. Skit: Springhill Bound

Favorite Movies: Dumb & Dumber, Matrix Trilogy, Blade Trilogy, Forrest Gump

Favorite Musical Artists: Genuwine, Usher, Yellowcard, Blink 182

Chick you would most like to slam: Alysa Milano, in the mouth. I’d piss in her butt, yo.

Dude you would most like to slam: Ben Wallace of the Detroit Pistons

Favorite Type of Bread: Mrs. Baird’s. I love her soft loaves.

Most Embarrassing Moment: When I barfed all over Josh Hale’s father’s place on New Year’s 2001. It sucked.

Personal Quote: Siiiiiiyet

Reason for making these stupid skits: to raise my self esteem. I fucking suck.

Anything else to say: Yeah, sue me.