Chris Benard

Name: Chris Benard
Chris Benard

Nickname: Chris / “The Voice of Meefaw”

Email: Chris@ChrisBenard.net

Age: 22

Bio: My life is wholely uninteresting, but I’ll tell how I came upon Meefaw. I met Josh at Caddo Magnet High School, and he asked me to borrow a quarter. I replied, “No”, to which he asked, “Why?”. “I don’t even know you”, I retorted. Josh and I were at odds ever since, including in our drafting class. We shared a love for similar humor in that class. Later in college, after a hiatus from each other, we shared a math class where a lot of humorous things happened. That could be its own blog post on here, but I digress. We ended up talking again; I started going over to Josh’s house. He showed me these neat little skits he was doing, and I wanted to be a part of it, but not in an acting role. That’s how I came to Meefaw Inc.

Skits:
I’ve not been in any skits, except for the Viagra parody. I mostly do voice overs and help with computer operations, such as running this website.

Favorite Meefaw Inc. Skit: The Heist (Volume 1)

Favorite Movie: Office Space

Favorite Musical Artists: Seal, Natalie Imbruglia, and Goo Goo Dolls. Oh yeah, and Creed. Just kidding, I fucking hate Creed.

Chick you would most like to slam: The British chick on Boston Legal, or Jessica Simpson, on second thought, both, at the same time.

Dude you would most like to slam: Josh Hale, at a Lemon Party

Favorite Type of Bread: Sunbeam Thick White

Most Embarrassing Moment: The other day when I had my fly open half of the day and no one told me.

Personal Quote: “Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away, and you have their shoes.”

Reason for making these stupid skits: I don’t make them; I just facilitate them, and I enjoy them.

Anything else to say: Visit my website, www.ChrisBenard.net