Name: Bryan Wails

Nickname: B-Ryan..A.K.A. Shnoz.

Email: bryan@meefawinc.com

Age: 21

Bio: Way back in 84 a story unfolded that whould change history as we know it. On the set of Riskey Business, while shooting the famous scene of dancing in his underwear, Tom Cruise learned a hurtful truth that whitey tightys reduces you sperm count dramatically. Fearful that his CRUISE name would not carry on through the centuries he signed up for artifical insemination. Sperm was taken from him in order to keep his name alive. After completing Risky Business, a rebel group from the Kevin Costner fan club stole the Sperm from Crusie’s home and was used to make a baby…..a Cruise baby…..But shameful of what had unfolded Cruise ordered the baby to be rid of ” Make it disapper” he told his agent. So the did what anyone would do sent the woman carring his child to Shreveport were once things go they stay. Born on June 29, 1984 named Yohan Cruise his mother was made to change his name; so she married a gentleman by the name of Rick Wails. They named him Bryan and so came to be BRYAN WAILS he has never met his real father but Tom sent him a birthday gift of his Aviater glasses from Top Gun. Bryan has never complained but wishes he could have know his real father Tom Cruise. He considers himself a bastard.

Skits: Ping Pong, Converse, Die Verfolgung

Favorite Meefaw Inc. Skit: Definitely not Bahstan Boys!!! uh…….Ping Pong fo sho!

Favorite Movie: The Notebook and Crossroads.

Favorite Musical Artists: Eminem, 50 cent, Dr Dre, Green Day, Bush, and the Meefestie Boys.

Chick you would most like to slam: Lindsey Lohan (but not the skinny crack whore one, the voluptous redheaded one)

Dude you would most like to slam: Danelle Miller is a Todd Knight suit.(ohh wait not needed)

Favorite Type of Bread: Pumpernickel

Most Embarrassing Moment: Getting caught masturbating with my homie Peewee Herman.

Personal Quote: “There’s a dip in the flur!”…………

Reason for making these stupid skits: Because I am lame and its fun and I just don’t give a F**K!!!!

Anything else to say: I LOVE LAMP!!!!!!