Here are some super neato ninja facts:

- Inhaling the fart of a ninja is equivalent to sticking your entire head in a bucket of ether and huffing for half an hour.

- Mind control is one of the ninja’s most powerful skills. Making small children give you money is not only hilarious, but quite lucrative, and therefore, healthy.

- Everyone knows yoga classes are filled with women. Ninja’s improve their strength and impress the ladies by killing the yoga instructor.

- Ninjas can fly. They just choose not to.

ENJOY THE SKIT!!!

Norm the Ninja Roommate Lucas unknowingly makes the worst decision of his life when he allows the unpredictable and murderous Norm the Ninja to move in with him. Watch: Watch Video

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