I May Have Your Heart, He Has Your Body

January 20th, 2009 by Jeremy

Hello internet world. I just felt like creating a new post because it’s been so long since I last did one. This post is specifically aimed at making Josh Hale come out of the closet. Josh has been hiding his secret gayness for too long and I want everyone to support him and let him know that it is okay with us. If he wants to play with sausage. I am not going to be mad at him for it.
Anyway he did a horrible job of keeping the secret hidden anyway. He has made repeated trips to San Francisco over the last couple of years. When I get in his car Metro Station is ALWAYS on the radio. He constantly needs lip balm. I saw a book in his house called Catch It In Your Eye. He goes to the ballet and pretends like thats not homo. His favorite ninja turtle was Donatello, the obviously gay one. Look all I’m saying is……We know and it’s cool.

11 Responses to “I May Have Your Heart, He Has Your Body”

  1. Josh Hale Says:

    thats right jerm, and you are the only guy that has my heart, sweetie.

    SHAKE SHAKE! SHAKE SHAKE!

    UH SHAKE IT!!!

    YAY!

  2. WHIZZLE Says:

    I KNEW IT! all those nights…….together….me……..you……..the notebook…….lotion……it all makes sense now :>)

  3. little foot Says:

    Hey man!!!!!!

    As you all know……..my pussy can prove that he is by no means gay.

    I think that you too freaks hope that he was gay so that he would ram his long lusty lizzard up your asses in some hot sweaty man orgy.

    He’s mine bitches!!!

    Back the fuck off!!!

  4. Josh Hale Says:

    wooooooooooah. my girl is a FIERCE lil bunny! she has bunny powers! BLAAAAARRGGGHH!!!!

  5. Jeremy Says:

    You got it backwards I was the pitcher and Josh was the catcher. Thats not gay on my part just his. Say hello to your mother for me.

  6. Whizzle Says:

    He was ours first!!!!!! way before he went to the ladd before time…..

  7. Whizzle Says:

    the ladd before time……when little foot was mezmerized by long snake

  8. little foot Says:

    The only snake i was mezmerized by was Jeremy’s

    I always wondered how in the hell he got that tiny thing off in that hall of an asshole you have.

  9. Whizzle Says:

    hey lets stop the gay talk……it might infrige San Francisco copyrights….shhhhh!

  10. little foot Says:

    omfg!!! wait………….what what?

    oh wait………….fuck!!!

    i’m busted now for sure……..yeah you’re gay!

  11. Jeremy Says:

    I think all the gay talk actually infringes on the copyright laws of Josh Hales house.

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