I got my windows tinted today.
I think I want a chicken sandwich from Wendy’s.
Dane Cook is a silly bitch.
I should stop smoking, it’s a bad habit and one that is getting rather expensive.
People who make animals wear clothing piss me off.
Cingular has the worst customer service of any company in the world.
I think I am going to give Cody an S.T. tonight.
How many people ever even look at this site?
Post a comment if you read this.
When did VH1 become better than MTV?
Josh a better question is; If I were to clone myself, and I then killed my clone, would that be murder or suicide?
Throwing up takes the fun out of drinking.
Do you think suicide bombers just need to be hugged?
After your 60th birthday you should have to take the driving test twice a year.
Starbucks Frappuccino and cigarettes hold within them the key to life.
Did that make sense.
No.
Pepsi sucks cock.
Especially the cherry variety, you can’t cover the nasty taste with cherry flavoring.
I enjoy wasting my time on MySpace.
Chad Pennington probably should have been cut from the Jets roster.
I don’t miss you when I get off the phone, I know I will see you all soon.
I do however want to force feed you asbestos.
Viva la Bam is so pathetically staged.
I want to have a pet koala bear.
I waste half my life in front of computers and TV screens.
I get to see Fall Out Boy in 2 weeks.
Paris Hilton cologne smells amazing.
I want to smell some model glue.
Later my peoples.

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